“Sorry,” I say to the mind reader in the room while I continue to think about gay sex in public places
i’m enjoying it, you’re excused
DO YOU EVER JUST HEAR THE OPENING TO ONE OF THE LAW AND ORDERS THAT ISN’T SVU AND YOU JUST
Shit, its the thumb thing
i love the thumb thing
i do the thumb thing
I miss the thumb thing
I need the thumb thing
I want the damn thumb thing.
Really miss the thumb thing
he didn’t like the thumb thing
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
i can name more fictional characters than i have friends
nobody came to his birthday party
SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY
Why did I have to see this on the most emotional period day of my life
The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5.
the ol’ razzle dazzle
my brother sent me a picture of his dogs earlier today